This is the weirdest anti-drug ad ever

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Considering the amount of traffic I'm not getting, I don't think it will slow anything down. I have to wear glasses now and doing them at a brick and mortar place was a bad idea but I got my glasses and they are cute. (Nice run on) Also, check out my messy kitchen.

Apparently I am the bus driver.

Peaceful Paper Airplane Over New York.

Flying from Sam Fuller on Vimeo.

If you can, watch it with music.

Cornify

You need to cornify it!

Women Know Your Limits!

Tips for a first date

1. You need to let the woman know before you go out that you are unemployed. This is only so you don't pay and she has to feel bad. I feel like an ass.

2. Do not kiss her neck when she hugs you hello.

3. You cannot make ANY off color, sexual remarks until the last part of the second date. Don't offer up a massage on the first date.

4. Tip. I know this goes against #1, but if you don't tip, you are sort of an ass.

5. DO NOT INTERRUPT. Omg, I like to give people a break because I know that they may be nervous but that is such a turn off.

NASA

When I was little, I wanted to be an Astronaut. I had no idea that N.A.S.A was such a staid and unimaginative institution.

NASA story on NPR.

This guy hates bikes!

Christ what an asshole. Since they are giving subsidies to people who purchase new cars, they need to do the same for cyclists. Thanks Bike Denton!

The Office Porn Parady

Sexy Engineer Calendar

Here is a lovely calendar featuring lady engineers and mechanics.

Where's my 40 acres and a mule?

Interesting post on Jezebel. I am not sure I fit the definition of a "ginger" truly, but I have been called that. I am not really sure why people think that it is appropriate to make comments of a sexual nature when talking about my hair. Because really, um, it's not.

http://jezebel.com/5138519/why-is-it-still-okay-to-mock-ginger-kids

Yeehaw

http://jezebel.com/5138606/study-finds-that-men-who-drink-are-actually-better-in-bed

Not like anything is happening in that area.

I heart Shepard Fairey