The white flag of singlehood

This video is just like exclaiming, "hey! I never want to get laid again."

Denton-louder than Times Square

I got a call Saturday morning from Chris, who lives in New York. He asked where the hell I was and why it was so loud. I told him Jupiter House.

He said that he was in the middle of Times Square and it wasn't that loud there. (This led to many questions about why he was in Times Square.)