1. You need to let the woman know before you go out that you are unemployed. This is only so you don't pay and she has to feel bad. I feel like an ass.
2. Do not kiss her neck when she hugs you hello.
3. You cannot make ANY off color, sexual remarks until the last part of the second date. Don't offer up a massage on the first date.
4. Tip. I know this goes against #1, but if you don't tip, you are sort of an ass.
5. DO NOT INTERRUPT. Omg, I like to give people a break because I know that they may be nervous but that is such a turn off.