Saturday, February 28, 2009

This is the weirdest anti-drug ad ever

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Considering the amount of traffic I'm not getting, I don't think it will slow anything down. I have to wear glasses now and doing them at a brick and mortar place was a bad idea but I got my glasses and they are cute. (Nice run on) Also, check out my messy kitchen.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Tips for a first date

1. You need to let the woman know before you go out that you are unemployed. This is only so you don't pay and she has to feel bad. I feel like an ass.

2. Do not kiss her neck when she hugs you hello.

3. You cannot make ANY off color, sexual remarks until the last part of the second date. Don't offer up a massage on the first date.

4. Tip. I know this goes against #1, but if you don't tip, you are sort of an ass.

5. DO NOT INTERRUPT. Omg, I like to give people a break because I know that they may be nervous but that is such a turn off.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009


When I was little, I wanted to be an Astronaut. I had no idea that N.A.S.A was such a staid and unimaginative institution.

NASA story on NPR.