I have so many things that I would like to focus on, and I am clearly no writer, so I will not be participating in NaNoWriMo. This sucks because I may have sparked the idea accidentally.
Here are some ways you can tell your friends the bad news
a) Passive aggressive blog post (is there any other kind?)
c) Email (oh wait, you did that)
d) Singing Telegram
e) Carrier Pigeon (pigeon is like, really hard to spell, you guys, you can see why I am not participating)